A few days ago I got an error message that read "UR-Key." I still don't know what that means, but it got me to thinking about words that rhyme with Urkey. I even made a Top Ten list about it.
One note: as you can imagine, there aren't that many words that rhyme with Urkey, so I had to fudge a bit. Some of the words were more "urk" words with an added "y." For example, if you saw this picture: