Presidents so Bad, they could have been Real
#10 Patricia Wettig - Caroline Richards (PRISON BREAK) - Anytime there's a one-armed pedophile who's more likable than you, the administration is in trouble. 
#9 Gene Hackman - Monroe "Eagle" Cole (WELCOME TO MOOSEPORT) - When you're rooting for Ray Romano, you know the other guy is a jackass.
#8 Kang - THE SIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR - Don't blame me; I voted for Kodos!
#7 Donald Pleasance - Unnamed (ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK) - An island of hardened criminals who hold the country hostage? And the president is scared of them? Why? THEY'RE HIS PEOPLE!
#6 Ronny Cox - Jack Neil (MURDER AT 1600) - Why would Diane Lane risk her life for him?
#5 Gene Hackman - Alan Richmond (ABSOLUTE POWER) - How many of these characters has Hackman played? I'm more and more thinking Gene might actually be Evil. 
#4 Billy Bob Thornton - Unnamed (LOVE ACTUALLY) - How dare he try to kiss Natalie? I heart Natalie! As Roger Ebert put it: the lechery of Clinton with the moral complacency of Bush. 
#3 Bill Pullman - Thomas Whitmore (INDEPENDENCE DAY) - Biggest wuss ever. No way is Bill Pullman ever getting elected. For Tengri's sake, he can't even lie to his own wife! What kind of president is that?
#2 Jack Nicholson - James Dale (MARS ATTACKS) - "I want the people to know that they still have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad." Uh, yes it is. 
#1 Gregory Itzin - Charles Logan (24) - So evil his wife ended up stabbing him. What more can you say?
No comments:
Post a Comment