With the sad passing of Maureen O'Hara, I broke out my Top list of Redheads from back in 2006. (Originally the list was 50, but upon publishing I immediately realized I made terrible omissions, and a supplemental list was necessary.)
Remember, all the jokes are nine years old! But don't focus on that, focus on the lovely Gingers, especially Maureen.
Again, I want to STRESS that those jokes were written in 2006. Some of them were funny (then), you gotta believe me!!
These 12 are the supplemental list I mentioned. It thought about re-ordering the list, but then I remembered you missed your last three payments, so you'll take what you can get, and be grateful!
[There were a few names that were omitted because they dyed their hair originally, such as Claire Danes or Julia Roberts (although in her case, she wouldn't have made it anyway). Others were of dubious certainty, and at the very least weren't "known" for their titian locks: Napoleon, William Blake, Genghis Khan, Judas, Jesus, Mary Magdalene, Emily Dickinson, and Malcolm X. Also, it's Little Red Riding HOOD]
Honorable Mention: Red Buttons, Red Adair, Red Auerbach, Red Skelton
[Editor's Note: NAILED IT, BABY!]
International Kiss a Redhead Day!
And the number 1 omission I made.......
End of Supplemental Section
[Editor's Note: You win some, you lose some. At least it's not Cosby]
And the number #1 Redhead of all time.....
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