Words You Quite Possibly Do Want

After yesterday’s list of words that are hard to spell (and you may not know what they mean) but you definitely don’t want them, there was a cry from the Hyperion Nation for balance, a list of “good thing.” (There was also a cry that most people in fact didn’t know what the words meant, to which I say, if you’re on a computer, which I’m guessing you must be if you made it here, you can look up those words! Don’t be afraid of learning, kid! You can do it!!!) Anyway, you ask, and I answer:

The Top Five Things you probably can’t spell, and may not even know, but may indeed want:

Honorable Mention: Autoerotic Asphyxia – Not for everyone, but word on the street is that it can help.

#5 Pubococcygeal Muscle Control – A Kegel party beats a Kegger any day of the week.

#4 Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor – If you need this, we need you to have it!

#3 Sildenafil citrate – I won’t tell if you won’t

#2 Dr. Gräfenberg and his "spot" – Here’s one Doctor’s bill you won’t mind paying!

And the number one hard to spell word you definitely want….

#1 Cunnilingus/Fellatio – I’ll spare you the blow-by-blow, but apparently, this is a very good thing.