I want to do some more Simpsons, but I thought I’d take a week off in order to work on more quotes, and who knows? Maybe someone will send me a list or something.
Today we look at the lovely tomato. (And f.Y.I., this font is called “Plastic Tomato.” Pretty cool, huh?)
THE TOP FIVE USES FOR THE TOMATO
5 Bruschetta – Not only is this a great appetizer, but you can always tell who’s a poser by who says the word with a “sh” sound.
4 Salsa – This raises a good question that I put to you: Who makes the best salsa?
3 Pizza/Spaghetti/Marinara Sauce – Let’s be honest: these three are basically all the same, but they sure are tasty. I don’t think I would chose to live In a world without a good tomato sauce.
2 Sun-Dried – Someone explain to me how drying these bad boys in the sun makes them so sweet. Anyway, however it happens, they sure are great
And the number 1 use of the tomato
1 Ketchup – THE essential condiment of all time. I think it might even taste good on vanilla ice cream. Ketchup elevates tomatoes to the highest form of fruit: that which sacrifices itself for others. Amen.
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3 comments:
FYI - We can't see Plastic Tomato unless it is loaded on our computers. To me it shows up as Arial.
Well, the obvious answer would be to load it on your computer, numbnuts
2 things I need a URL from which to load it from. Also, I'm at work and can't load it here.
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