Alternative Dwarves

Today’s top ten list is a little different, in that we have dwarf names. Disney practically ruined the metaphor of the Dwarves when he gave them personalities, but they did have cool names. Anyway, I hope you enjoy these, and feel free to send in your own if you think of some categories. The lists are meant to be read aloud 7-1 kinda fast, like you’d say the original dwarves.

ALTERNATIVE DWARVES

Old Dwarves
#7 Shrively
#6 Crinkly
#5 Pruney
#4 Crotchety
#3 Wrinkly
#2 Crusty
#1 In-My-Day (“In my day, we had to walk in the snow, up hill, both ways….”)

Whiter-than-white Dwarves
#7 Clubby
#6 Cliquey
#5 Caddy
#4 Honky
#3 WASPy
#2 Uptighty
#1 the “Man”

Ghetto Dwarves
#7 Nappy
#6 Rappy
#5 Shorty
#4 Snappy
#3 Jiggy
#2 Lil’ G
#1 Baby Pappy