November 19, 2005

Movie Beards

Today we look at Movie Beards. This is a potentially HUGE category, and I’ve wasted too much time as it is. Therefore, I don’t claim to have the exhaustive list, but I think it’s pretty good.

THE TOP TEN MOVIE BEARDS




#10 Tom Hanks (CASTAWAY) – Someday I’m going to do a top ten list of best inanimate objects, in honor of Wilson



#9 Pat Morita (KARATE KID) – To this day you’re unsure if he wanted to train Daniel or just get some cheap labor




#8 Kevin Smith (CLERKS) – “What you DON’T know about me can just about fill the Grand Canyon!”




#7 Harrison Ford (THE FUGITIVE) I live for the day I can ask for a “hard-target” search




#6 Clint Eastwood (THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES, et al) – A movie I’d like to see would be THE OUTLAW JOSEY (AND THE PUSSYCATS). Clint could still star!



#5 Samuel Jackson (PULP FICTION) – Does anyone know how to stencil on a wallet?




#4 Ian McKellan (LORD OF THE RINGS) – I prefer the Grey slightly, but both are good.




#3 Brad Pitt (LEGENDS OF THE FALL) – It was his image in this movie that made me want to have long hair. Already had the beard.




#2 Charlton Heston (THE TEN COMMANDMENTS) – I heard if you become Episcopal you only have to follow 8 Commandments, and you get to choose which!

And the number one Movie Beard….




#1 Edmund Gwenn (MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET) – You think I’m going against Santa this close to Festivus? You’re nuts.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you went for the Natalie Wood version of 'Miracle on 34th Street'.

Anonymous said...

Can't we get a Tom Hanks picture without this grotesque scab on his knee?




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