So, getting an early jump, today I have the top Instrumental Cartoon themes. But before we get there, I thought I'd throw a sop to girls. You have to feel sorry for girls; their cartoons pretty much sucked. For example: She-Ra was pretty cool, until you realized she was an exact He-Man clone, except for breasts.
[I apologize in advance for the sound. It was nearly impossible to find the tracks, they they had to play out of my crappy speakers into a phone, and then through a server and your speakers...]
Anyway, the following are the Five Least-Awful Theme songs in Cartoons for Girls
#5 My Little Pony - I loathed this show, but if I don't put it on I'll have angry sisters
#4 Strawberry Shortcake - Too bad we can't eat her
#3 Shirt Tales - I actually liked this one okay, but the theme song still sucks
#2 Rainbow Brite - Though he'll heatedly deny it, I once caught my brother Achmed watching this show. For real.
now the Top Five Cartoon Themes (Instrumental)
Honorable Mention: Ren and Stimpy, Johnny Quest, Futurama
#5 Batman - This sounds like The Matrix. I wonder if they copied?
#4 King of the Hill - Very underrated theme. Should play this at weddings
#3 Tom and Jerry - I hated Jerry
#2 The Simpsons - I too am shocked this isn't #1. I should put the Itchy and Scratchy theme here too. Sigh. Maybe a week of Simpsons' songs
and the #1 Cartoon Theme (Instrumental) of all time is.....
#1 Loony Toons - When it comes right down to it, this is the best classical music in 40 years
Up Tomorrow: the biggies: Cartoon songs you can sing to!
1 comment:
Um, Jem was truly truly truly outrageous, not amazing, thank you.
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