October 29, 2005

Dragons, Goblins and Witches

I don’t think I agree with much of these lists. But I didn’t change anything Ajax came up with? Why? Because his name is (at least temporarily) on the marquee, which means he can do the lists in whatever order he chooses. That’s how we do it in the H.I., beyotch.

THE TOP TEN MOVIES WITH DRAGONS, GOBLINS AND WITCHES

DRAGONS

10. Reign of Fire

9. Dragonheart

8. Dragonslayer

7. Pete's Dragon

6. Shrek

5. Mulan

4. Sleeping Beauty (This one gave me nightmares when I was a kid)

3. Dungeons and Dragons (BOO! HISS!)

2. Red Dragon

1. The Neverending Story (Falcor RULES!)

GOBLINS

10. Lord of the Rings-Fellowship

9. Lord of the Rings- Two Towers

8. Spider Man

7. Maximum Overdrive

6. Legend

5. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

4. Dungeons and Dragons (BOO! HISS!)

3. The Hobbit

2. The Black Cauldron

1. Labyrinth

WITCHES

10. Witches of Eastwick (hot witches!)

9. The Craft (hot young witches)

8. Sleeping Beauty (Disney witch)

7. Bedknobs and Broomsticks (another Disney witch)

6. Harry Potter (any)

5. Bewitched

4. Practical Magic

3. The Blair Witch Project (witch-free, but creepy as hell anyway)

2. Four Rooms

1. The Wizard of Oz


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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So how is it that "Return of the King" didn't make it in the goblin list?

Anonymous said...

No Return of the King due to massive guilt over overuse/cheating by using sequels to get enough goblin movies. I needed ten, so I did what I had to do. I won't whore myself out any more than I need to. Peter Jackson, I'm sorry. I had nine, I did what I had to.




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